One Crappy Coffee Maker

Ok, this item has been sitting around since I bought the golf clubs. I regretted buying it, but I did, so I can hide from it no longer. Meet One Crappy Coffee Maker. I picked it up for an insanely cheap price, but it looked kind of crappy and old. Now that I finally got around to cleaning it up, it doesn't look too bad any more. Maybe I can make something out of it anyway. It's missing the part that lets you take the pot away while it is brewing (so that the coffee doesn't spill everywhere), but who cares?